Perennially Confused

Friday, July 23, 2004

Please, Please, Please, Please Be Mine!



As I stand here today with the world as my witness,
I pledge to you my undying and everlasting love.
I will stand beside you as your partner,
I will stand before you as your protector,
And I will stand behind you as your solace.
Please spend and end your life with me.

- Earl -

Through all eternity to thee
A joyful song I'll raise,
For oh! Eternity is too short
To utter all thy praise.

- Joseph Addison -

My love is like a song
That goes on and on forever
My love is like a prisoner
It's to you that I surrender.

-Tasha Shores-

  #   Posted at 11:35 am by AR Hemant |  

 
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