Perennially Confused

Saturday, July 10, 2004

Happy Hemant Jayanti! :-P

Shishir 'Taaeer' Shah... writes for me on my birthday...

Aaj k din ko main kaise bhul sakta hu?
Jis din dharti pe tu aa tapka
Ji rahe the uncle aunty aaram se
Diya tune dhire se unhe zor ka jhataka

Roya nahi tha tu tab bhi
To doctor ke hatho ulta latka
Fir bhi bevakuf ko rona nahi aaya
To doctor ne usko sar ke bal patka

Shayad tab to roya hi hoga
Hatho pe kisi ko bhigoya hi hoga
Par ab to tu vayask ban chuka hai
Ladkiyo se bhi lafde kar chuka hai

Itne saare interview de dale tune
Ki interviewer bhi tujse dar chuka hai
Kabhi professors ke dimag jalata
Kabhi baithe baithe khud hi bujh jata

Na jane kaun se vakt tu bana hai
Ke 21 ki umra me bhi bachpana hai
Ek aur mauka khuda ne diya tuje
Aaj ke din 22 ka kardiya tuje

To main kya kahunga unth ke gardan tujhe
Tera hai janmadin...
Mubarak tuje.

Taeer

  #   Posted at 12:53 pm by AR Hemant |  

 
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