Perennially Confused
Saturday, July 10, 2004
Happy Hemant Jayanti! :-P
Shishir 'Taaeer' Shah ... writes for me on my birthday...
Aaj k din ko main kaise bhul sakta hu?
Jis din dharti pe tu aa tapka
Ji rahe the uncle aunty aaram se
Diya tune dhire se unhe zor ka jhataka
Roya nahi tha tu tab bhi
To doctor ke hatho ulta latka
Fir bhi bevakuf ko rona nahi aaya
To doctor ne usko sar ke bal patka
Shayad tab to roya hi hoga
Hatho pe kisi ko bhigoya hi hoga
Par ab to tu vayask ban chuka hai
Ladkiyo se bhi lafde kar chuka hai
Itne saare interview de dale tune
Ki interviewer bhi tujse dar chuka hai
Kabhi professors ke dimag jalata
Kabhi baithe baithe khud hi bujh jata
Na jane kaun se vakt tu bana hai
Ke 21 ki umra me bhi bachpana hai
Ek aur mauka khuda ne diya tuje
Aaj ke din 22 ka kardiya tuje
To main kya kahunga unth ke gardan tujhe
Tera hai janmadin...
Mubarak tuje.
Taeer
# Posted at
12:53 pm by
AR Hemant |
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20-something. Confused. Cancerian.
Chocoholic. Tall and handsome when it is dark.
Best of Neurotica
Neuro sees FRIENDS
Neuro has is heart broken
Neuro dreams of Natasha Henstridge
Neuro falls in love
Neuro is confused
Neuro listens to Sheryl Crow
Neuro talks to The Xcentric
Neuro falls in love, is depressed
Neuro dabbles in shayari
Neuro spills the beans on FRIENDS
Neuro makes fun of the Xcentric
Neuro plagiarises Steven Pastis
Neuro and 'magaj ka underwear'
Neuro Vs Puneet
Neuro catches himself smiling
Neuro has been thinking hard
Neuro gets lost in Delhi
Neuro rips off a Delhi rickshaw driver
Neuro goes to IIMC
Neuro breaks the toilet
Neuro meets Padmalakshmi Saraswatamma Naidu
Neuro writes a memoir on the Khandani Khatara
Neuro is a zebra in the lion country
Neuro tries to forget the past
Neuro and "Mera No. 1"
Neuro gets fanmail
Neuro has a suspicious mom
Neuro feels like Vishwamitra
Neuro cracks a bad joke
Neuro doesn't like Times of India
Neuro is tempted
Neuro gets sentimental on V-Day and quotes Savage Garden
Neuro writes poetry
Neuro harasses Rhea
Neuro teachers economics. And chemistry.
Neuro escapes with his life
Neuro is a petty excuse for a journo
Neuro learns from th Ideasmith
Neuro brings down Neurotica
Disclaimer
The
Neurotic One shall use this narcissistic recluse to blow his own trumpet, to
question the parentage of Communists and to blast the world for what it is.
Readers who do not concur, are requested to bend over and kiss his buttocks.
Readers are also strongly advised against side effects of reading Neurotica,
such as strong nausea, splitting headaches, insomnia, visions of Baba Sehgal
chasing you in a thong, suicidal depression, delirium, anti social behaviour,
transformtion into an ugly toad, nightmares about ugly and naked fat men, STDs,
Kafka dreams or brief flashes of intelligence.
If you do feel these side effects, oh well. Sue me.
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