Found this on Rumpelstilskin's blog. Whoops! Am I supposed to take his name? Rumpel... are you still alive?
Try this :
Go to 'language tools' on 'Google'
Type in "my mom is nice and cool" in the 'translate text' box and
convert it from 'English to Spanish'
Then copy & paste the answer into the 'translate text' box and
convert it from
'Spanish to English'
Disclaimer The
Neurotic One shall use this narcissistic recluse to blow his own trumpet, to
question the parentage of Communists and to blast the world for what it is.
Readers who do not concur, are requested to bend over and kiss his buttocks.
Readers are also strongly advised against side effects of reading Neurotica,
such as strong nausea, splitting headaches, insomnia, visions of Baba Sehgal
chasing you in a thong, suicidal depression, delirium, anti social behaviour,
transformtion into an ugly toad, nightmares about ugly and naked fat men, STDs,
Kafka dreams or brief flashes of intelligence.
If you do feel these side effects, oh well. Sue me.