Perennially Confused

Tuesday, February 03, 2004

Neurotica!

I'm amazed! Coz when I chose the name 'Neurotica' for my blog, I thought it must have been quite an original.

But a little Google-ing put me in my place!

'N3urotica' is pretty much an original coz the search returns the link to my blog! What's bad is that the bimbo who took the domain neurotica.blogspot.com doesn't even *post* in her blog! Sheesh!

Search 'Neurotica' and you realise that 'Neurotica' is the name of a Cartoon Strip. It also is a song by Jon Bon Jovi, the name of a Book and God only knows what not!

Those were just some of the 37,900 search results that you get!!

Alright... so at least I did not plagiarize or anything. 'Neurotica' occurred to me just like that when I was fiddling around with the Webster's Dictionary for a name for my blog! It stays at that!

Oh... and here's one heckuva Neurotica Link! Viewer discretion advised!

  #   Posted at 3:30 am by AR Hemant |  

 
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20-something. Confused. Cancerian. Chocoholic. Tall and handsome when it is dark.


Best of Neurotica
Neuro sees FRIENDS

Neuro has is heart broken

Neuro dreams of Natasha Henstridge

Neuro falls in love

Neuro is confused

Neuro listens to Sheryl Crow

Neuro talks to The Xcentric

Neuro falls in love, is depressed

Neuro dabbles in shayari

Neuro spills the beans on FRIENDS

Neuro makes fun of the Xcentric

Neuro plagiarises Steven Pastis

Neuro and 'magaj ka underwear'

Neuro Vs Puneet

Neuro catches himself smiling

Neuro has been thinking hard

Neuro gets lost in Delhi

Neuro rips off a Delhi rickshaw driver

Neuro goes to IIMC

Neuro breaks the toilet

Neuro meets Padmalakshmi Saraswatamma Naidu

Neuro writes a memoir on the Khandani Khatara

Neuro is a zebra in the lion country

Neuro tries to forget the past

Neuro and "Mera No. 1"

Neuro gets fanmail

Neuro has a suspicious mom

Neuro feels like Vishwamitra

Neuro cracks a bad joke

Neuro doesn't like Times of India

Neuro is tempted

Neuro gets sentimental on V-Day and quotes Savage Garden

Neuro writes poetry

Neuro harasses Rhea

Neuro teachers economics. And chemistry.

Neuro escapes with his life

Neuro is a petty excuse for a journo

Neuro learns from th Ideasmith

Neuro brings down Neurotica





Disclaimer
The Neurotic One shall use this narcissistic recluse to blow his own trumpet, to question the parentage of Communists and to blast the world for what it is. Readers who do not concur, are requested to bend over and kiss his buttocks.

Readers are also strongly advised against side effects of reading Neurotica, such as strong nausea, splitting headaches, insomnia, visions of Baba Sehgal chasing you in a thong, suicidal depression, delirium, anti social behaviour, transformtion into an ugly toad, nightmares about ugly and naked fat men, STDs, Kafka dreams or brief flashes of intelligence.

If you do feel these side effects, oh well. Sue me.





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