1) If you don't like shaving frequently or at least don't look forward to it, MAN, you gotta try out Gillette's Mach 3 razor!! I've been using it for a month. I assure you... I actually look forward to shaving these days. Mach 3 is like a hot knife running through butter. Even more smooth than that, actually!
And the finish? Hohoho! Orgasmic!!! :-D
2) If you are appearing at some University level exam at Gujarat University (or at some even more crappy varsity), and if someone offers you a leaked out question paper for tomorrow's exam... TAKE IT! Don't even bother about morals and ethics.
Talking about morals and ethics, GU officials don't give a rat's ass about these. So why should you? GU is busier digging out scams of ex-officials instead of working on the development of education quality. There's no check on quantity or quality. That is why shady colleges like SLIMS spring up at every crossroads.
Disclaimer The
Neurotic One shall use this narcissistic recluse to blow his own trumpet, to
question the parentage of Communists and to blast the world for what it is.
Readers who do not concur, are requested to bend over and kiss his buttocks.
Readers are also strongly advised against side effects of reading Neurotica,
such as strong nausea, splitting headaches, insomnia, visions of Baba Sehgal
chasing you in a thong, suicidal depression, delirium, anti social behaviour,
transformtion into an ugly toad, nightmares about ugly and naked fat men, STDs,
Kafka dreams or brief flashes of intelligence.
If you do feel these side effects, oh well. Sue me.
