Hehehehe! ROTF LMBO!

Hehehehehe! Hahahaha! {falling of the chair laughing}

Oh man! Nivy posted a really good one!

Marty woke up at home with a huge hangover.

He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a
couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sat down and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. Marty looked around the room and saw that it was in perfect
order, spotless, clean.

So was the rest of the house. He took the aspirins and noticed a note on
the table, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove; I left early to go
shopping.

Love you."

So he went to the kitchen and sure enough there was hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son was also at the table, eating.

Marty asked, "Son, what happened last night?" His son said, "Well, you
came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked
in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the
door.

"Confused, Marty asked, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,
and! Breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replied, "Oh,
that!

Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants
off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"