Astronomers believed that an asteroid named '2003 QQ47' would hit Earth on March 21, 2014 with an impact equal to 20 million Hiroshima bombs!
Which only adds to the theory that a third of all human life would be wiped out sometime soon in a major disaster. (Nastrodamus?) Which obviously is excellent because a 3rd of humanity would contain plenty of... *ahem*... Engineers from CET. Hyuk hyuk!
WTF?! And the machine at the carnival told me that I'd live to be 90! FRAUD!!! I want my 5 bucks back!!!
Ok... don't get worked up. Another Report from NASA (its Near Earth Object Program) has ruled out the chances of impact. Armageddon will probably have to wait!
Disclaimer The
Neurotic One shall use this narcissistic recluse to blow his own trumpet, to
question the parentage of Communists and to blast the world for what it is.
Readers who do not concur, are requested to bend over and kiss his buttocks.
Readers are also strongly advised against side effects of reading Neurotica,
such as strong nausea, splitting headaches, insomnia, visions of Baba Sehgal
chasing you in a thong, suicidal depression, delirium, anti social behaviour,
transformtion into an ugly toad, nightmares about ugly and naked fat men, STDs,
Kafka dreams or brief flashes of intelligence.
If you do feel these side effects, oh well. Sue me.
