Girls, I no longer find scary.
For, once I get Vitamin A, I am no longer wary!
First my milkman used to bring Amul,
But that didn't help me keep my cool.
Now I prefer the local dairy.
You dont flirt with a fat guy's flame,
Take it from me; experience is thy name!
A jealous fat guy sat on my oblongata medula,
So bad, they scraped me off the floor with a spatula!
So before they put garlands on your photo frame,
Remember son... love is a dangerous game!
Disclaimer The
Neurotic One shall use this narcissistic recluse to blow his own trumpet, to
question the parentage of Communists and to blast the world for what it is.
Readers who do not concur, are requested to bend over and kiss his buttocks.
Readers are also strongly advised against side effects of reading Neurotica,
such as strong nausea, splitting headaches, insomnia, visions of Baba Sehgal
chasing you in a thong, suicidal depression, delirium, anti social behaviour,
transformtion into an ugly toad, nightmares about ugly and naked fat men, STDs,
Kafka dreams or brief flashes of intelligence.
If you do feel these side effects, oh well. Sue me.
